I got way too excited when the song started playing.
For the record, my girlfriend is sooooo lame. Late Sunday night, she kept complaining when I blindfolded her, clamped her shoulders from behind with my arms and marched her around the apartment. I had to drag her through whale shit three times before she started behaving properly. Unfortunately, my Channel 69 shows Spanish language programming, not snow, so I couldn't get her pacified using that trick. Bummer.
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I got way too excited when the song started playing.
For the record, my girlfriend is sooooo lame. Late Sunday night, she kept complaining when I blindfolded her, clamped her shoulders from behind with my arms and marched her around the apartment. I had to drag her through whale shit three times before she started behaving properly. Unfortunately, my Channel 69 shows Spanish language programming, not snow, so I couldn't get her pacified using that trick. Bummer.
You're a sick, sick man Mr. Rezvan. You forgot the Pi Lam Gym -- that should help break her will.
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