Venezuelans Should Outsource Chavez

I know most of you don't go to Information Week for its humor, but this one is well worth the trip. This short piece by Paul McDougall covers quite a bit of ground and is pretty funny. If you're too lazy to click on the link, look below for my favorite snippet:

Chavez, accompanied for some reason by Diego Maradona, the world's second most famous cocaine addict next to Kate Moss, chastised President Bush for even thinking about giving Venezuelans access to American-style jobs and prosperity, calling the free trade plan a pretext to "invade." Chavez believes his people will be better off if he forges closer trade ties with economic dynamos like--Bolivia and Cuba.