Beware, Online Daters
Some of the younger bucks are exploring the world of online dating, but I'd warn them about some of the pitfalls:http://www.patheticpersonals.com
The Photos section under "How do you write a pathetic personal?" had me laughing out loud. I'm pretty sure that Brian Knapp exists somewhere on this site.
posted by Whitney at 8/24/2005 10:22:00 AM
7 Comments:
This link is blocked at work, however, I believe it is a link to Knapp.
The link to Knapp is no longer valid, but I saw it when it was, and oh, my.
high comedy on that site.
Back in June I was IMing with the Lammie.blog female fan and she sent me a link to a page on myspace.com asking me if that was, in fact, my little brother.
I clicked the link and got a picture of Knapp in the a pose that can only be surpassed in cheesieness by Pip. It had the standard commentary of likes, dislikes, etc. I immediately forwarded the link to Whitney for a decision on whether or not the LammieNet was ready to see something so, how should I put it, gay. Being that the lammienet is not a place for gayness (notice Klam isn't on it), it was deemed too awful to distribute less we feel the wrath of Knapp.
--paci
Well, Knapper has seen this post and my commentary. His response was pretty clear:
i had this elaborate lammienet/myspace defense blog drafted and then i wasn't signed-up to blog or whatever....what the fuck? can you put me on the gay fucking lammie blog team or what?
this definitely makes me want to kill you and Whitney. In a 'good' way.... where does whitney live anyway? just curious. i know where you live.
I am now in hiding.
--paci
I live in western Florida now, and I go by my nickname, "Herb." Come get me if you dare, Knapper.
And Klam isn't gay. Last Pellicane and I saw him, he was living in Antwerp with his attractive Brazilian wife. He is, however, still a goof. He plays three-person chess, still roots for the Redskins, does karaoke with said wife, drinks lots of good Belgian beer out of the proper glassware, and makes obnoxious, punny comebacks as if he still lived in the Pit.
Come to think of it, that was over two and a half years ago, though, so he may be gone now. I just checked, and he's no longer on the faculty list on that school, so he may be back in Brazil now. Or gay by now.
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