Profiles in Juvenilia

The Bloodhound Gang is back with a new single. You might remember them from five years ago, singing "The Bad Touch," or "The Discovery Channel song" as many referred to it. Back then they were fairly childish in their lyrics, though pretty funny. They have officially take two very large steps back in the Regression Scale, God bless 'em. The new single, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (see if you can figure it out, geniuses), consists entirely of vastly creative metaphors for sexual intercourse. The whole song. And it's catchy as hell, and funny, and juvenile as all get-out. These guys hoist Random Idiots into the Adult Contemporary milieu. It's worth a listen, if only to quench that occasional thirst for immature humor.

My personal favorite line:
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Although, there's something special about:
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket