Shocker? I don't even know her

I realize most of us are married now, but for those of you of fewer obligations and slightly larger right forearms, I recommend The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks.



You may learn :

• How a five-dollar date can get you laid
• How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
• Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
• How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
• Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
• How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
• Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day