If the Dish don't fit...
What the hell is OJ thinking? Stealing DirecTV? At its most expensive, it's $99/mo. Why would he STEAL SOMETHING SO relatively-CHEAP? The man's just a criminal, plain and simple.
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I hear you can make a killing pirating satellite TV, but hooking it up can be murder.
The level of comedy is appropriate for the intelligence involved in this offense.
OJ is still on the hunt for the real killer... obviously, DirecTV will help him in this endeavor.
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